A story about Tim Robbins
See my story about Susan Sarandon. And I really didn’t mean to anger him, I was like four years old, and Jack wanted me to be Captain Hook, even if I had the crappy homemade costume.
Hazel E.M.
meeting 6 people,doing 26 things,
going 3 places
What Hazel E.M. has done in 2008
Recent stories by and about Hazel E.M.
A story about Susan Sarandon
She and my mom used to be friends. It’s actually my fault they had a falling out; when I was four years old I was invited to her son’s birthday party. From what I remember, it was a terrific party, with a magician and everything. I had been to their parties before, which were all very nice (they had a Peter Pan themed party once, and I dressed up like Captain Hook and I angered Tim Robbins because he was dressed like Captain Hook as well) and Susan alleges that I ripped the trees up from Jack’s train set. I maintain my innocence to this day.
A story about Tom Hanks
This is a little strange; I met him when I was six or seven, because I played with his son in Central Park. I was with my dad, and he was amazed but didn’t approach Mr. Hanks or try to talk to him.
A story about Voltaire
He stood right in front of me in line for Dame Darcy’s book signing. Incredible!
A story about Dame Darcy
I went to her booksigning for “The Illustrated Jane Eyre,” where I listened to her read, sing, and botch some French. I was super nervous.
